Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .