What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!