What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!