Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.