What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !