Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!