Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy