Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder