Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

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Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.