When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File