When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!