Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

Previous Random Joke Next
Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*