Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.