Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

2 Door Jokes More 2 Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -