Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -