Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Quattro cinco

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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I'd like to buy an owl

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!