Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.