Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.