Dell Jokes

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

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f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.