Dell Jokes

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Computer Sing Jokes More Computer Sing Jokes

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Sad Song Jokes More Sad Song Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Singe Laptop Jokes More Singe Laptop Jokes

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)