Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.