Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.