What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Dems!

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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To the farmacy.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**