Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.