What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.