What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".