Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".