What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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A dead one.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.