Chinaman Jokes

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How long is a Chinaman?

How long IS a chinaman

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What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

How Long is a Chinamen?

Yes he is.

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.