What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.