Collection Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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Coffee Mug

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.