What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

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What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."