What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.