Martial Arts Jokes

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!