What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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Crossfitting.

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Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

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Cantelope.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.