Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)