Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
a cosh(x/a)
You rub them the wrong way
Linoleum blownapart.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
