How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !