Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
With a fuse-illi.
A police dog in disguise.
A liar.
Having to toss everyone's salad
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
The Woof of Wall Street.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
