Pizza Guy Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.