What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."