What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.