Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.