What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.