I've never smeared tigger on my face
Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)
I still haven't caught any Pokemon.
me 30 minutes into dieting
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because he was playing with Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
To go with the traffic jam.