I've never smeared tigger on my face
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
Having a chickpea on your face.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Looking for Pooh.
To go with the traffic jam.
The Trail of Smears