How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.