How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball