How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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Who wins the election?

America.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist