How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.