Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Keeper Jokes More Keeper Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper