Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.