Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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He's a keeper"

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.