It won't be there
A Boosted Animal
because it provides cavity protection
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
The Secret Service
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.