Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless