What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.