How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.