What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.