What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.