Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.