Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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