How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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What do bed detectives solve?

Pillow cases

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.