You, you and you. Get out."
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Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cancer
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
The Islands
He has claw marks on his forehead.
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We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
Getting hit by Rice
Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because God hates fags.
The runway
Si, era Missed
A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A whole chuck-load.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
It stares.
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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.