You, you and you. Get out."
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Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
Cancer
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
The Islands
He has claw marks on his forehead.
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We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Just one. From Chuck Norris.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Fish and Ships
A harenet.
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Depends.
A: It depends on the age.
He used the Hookshot!
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Am I supposed to pick my favorite
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