Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
His hand caught fire.
So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
deez nuts.
Common sense.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
The can't handle stares.
All of it.*
Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55
