How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.