What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport ?

Formula 1 drooling !

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.