gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
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They both have problems with delivery.
He had a problem with boos.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
The chain is too long.
They have no .
Never mind, I figured it out.
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
With the bare-bones approach.
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
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It Hertz
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
They tend to be mean.
A conundrum
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
Houston, I have a problem."
None of them make the sandwiches.
He worked it out with a pencil!
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.
The try-angle
He wanted to taco bout his problems
It has no Seoul!!
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Getting to the root of the problem.
I like little asian kids
A reptile dysfunction
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
An issue.
19 . Got a problem with that?
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
It had a lot of problems
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...
Chernobyl fall out..
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
When my problem is my face!
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
An algorithm.
the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
They can't MOOve
Scoli-isis
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
It had too many problems.
You can't get to the root of the problem.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
You've got problems.
Dilemmanade
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Because they are full of problems.
He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
Because it has too many problems.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Looking for Jobs.
Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D
No one knows. It's never happened.
Everyone is already in a caste
They both have problems finding x.
Boy do we have problems.
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
It has a lot of problems.
He worked it out with a pencil
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Twelve, you got a problem with that
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
Your erection....
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
A complaint Bernard!
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.
inventor of Autocorrect
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Eclipse it!
Bob
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A Micromanager.
He came up short on his register.
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
They don't believe in higher powers.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
