How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !