Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Tell him drinks are on the house.
He ate pizza before it was cool.
Say the drinks are on the house
Get off me Holmes!
Roofs.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
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Because it is sticky.
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
The steaks are too high.
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
A: Get off.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Just Juan....
they raise the roof.
Sant rolling off your roof.
It was very Con-Ceiling.
We need a ROOF!
They know how to raise the roof.
Exactly the same.
They both go over your head.
The roof is on fire.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
On the roof.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
The roof.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
The sails are going through the roof.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Lepre Kahn
He only got nailed by guys )
She blows him out of the water
Binary fish-ion.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
They just work it out with a pencil!
Because they work.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
A mad lib...
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !
