Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
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It depends on how thinly you slice them.
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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Tell him drinks are on the house.
He ate pizza before it was cool.
Say the drinks are on the house
Get off me Holmes!
Roofs.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
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Because it is sticky.
Someone told her drinks were on the house.
The steaks are too high.
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
A: Get off.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Just Juan....
they raise the roof.
Sant rolling off your roof.
It was very Con-Ceiling.
We need a ROOF!
They know how to raise the roof.
Exactly the same.
They both go over your head.
The roof is on fire.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
On the roof.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
The roof.
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
The sails are going through the roof.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
One....Two...One, Two...
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
Because nobody wants to hold an erection.
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
It was a brief chase...
It hurts when IP.
Because he was coffin...
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*
Little seizures.
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
