What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.