How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.