How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position